Disease Proof

Like America isn’t ALREADY hopelessly addicted to caffeine! A new soap claims a hearty lather will deliver 200 mg of skin-absorbed caffeine. That’s TWICE the amount in a cup of coffee; via Time magazine.

The report explains caffeine has also been INJECTED into body lotion, potato chips, oatmeal and jelly beans. What’s next, caffeinated cigarettes! According to Dr. Fuhrman, caffeine is a DRUG and should be avoided.

It’s especially dangerous in energy drinks, which pack a WALLOP of caffeine, spurring state officials to request WARNING labels on energy drinks, like Red Bull. Even a cup of coffee is iffy. It keeps you food-addicted. Eek!