Howard Stern is Toast!

Some people see Jesus in the weeping sap of an old maple tree and others, see Howard Stern in a piece of toast. No, I’m not kidding. Head over to Ebay:

Now, I’m no holy-roller, but I can clearly see The King of All Media. Too bad it’s on a piece of burnt toast though. Toast is not exactly health-promoting. Dr. Fuhrman explains:
When processed foods are baked and fried at high temperatures, cancer-causing chemical compounds called acrylamides are produced. Many processed foods, such as chips, french fries, and sugar-coated breakfast cereals, are rich in acrylamides. Acrylamides also form in foods you bake until brown or fry at home; they do not form in foods that are steamed or boiled…

…White pasta, white rice and white bread are just like sugar; because their fiber has been removed, these nutrient deficient foods are absorbed too rapidly. This, in turn, will raise glucose, triglyceride, and insulin levels in your blood. Refined grains are undesirable and will sabotage your weight-loss.
As a goof, I’m tempted to bid on it! Oh, and for more Howard Stern, Dr. Fuhrman news don’t forget about: Dr. Fuhrman on Howard 100!
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