"Healthy" Food, Another Stupid List...

Posted on July 2, 2008 by Gerald Pugliese

Yesterday WebMD told us that hot dogs and nachos “healthy.” So dumb! Now today, CBS says fried chicken, cotton candy, and other crap are the “best” Fourth of July foods. You’ve got to see it to believe it:
BEST: Fried Chicken Breast (6 oz)
WORST: BBQ Chicken Wings -- dark meat (6 oz)

BEST: Lobster Roll (6 oz. portion of lobster, 1 tbsp. light mayo, 1 hot dog roll)
WORST: Pork Ribs (6 oz.) with 3 tbsp. Bulls Eye BBQ sauce

BEST: Lobster Roll (6 oz. portion of lobster, 1 tbsp. light mayo, 1 hot dog roll)
WORST: Pork Ribs (6 oz.) with 3 tbsp. Bulls Eye BBQ sauce

BEST: Cotton Candy (1.5 oz serving)
WORST: Candy Apple (6.5 oz apple)

BEST: Bloody Mary (5 oz)
WORST: Mojito (5 oz)

BEST: Blueberry Pie (1/8 of 9 " pie)
WORST: Strawberry Shortcake (1/8 of cake)
My goodness! Okay, DiseaseProof reader Kirsten had a great comment to yesterday’s post. It fits here too. “Ugh! I hate lists like that. What could they possibly have left OFF the list? Doughnuts!” Nice one Kirsten!
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Sara - July 2, 2008 11:27 PM

Watermelon and corn on the cob sound more like 4th of July foods.

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