Protection Against a Banana Attack
Did you know being attacked with fresh fruit is a serious problem? Don’t laugh. Assaults with a deadly banana are on the rise. Hey, I said don’t laugh! Okay fine. Don’t believe me. Well drill sergeant John Cleese has this message for you:
Well let me tell you something my lad. When you’re walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me.Hopefully you’ve been scared straight. Now check out this self-defense video and you’ll have all the skills you need to keep the banana-attackers at bay:
