Actor and comedian John Leguizamo commits career suicide—oops, I mean—does a noble act, by revealing he is the mighty Captain Vegetable, the legendary champion of eating veggies. I’m not sure whether to feel proud of him or embarrassed for him.
Actually, you can’t beat the real thing. I like the original Captain Vegetable better. I’m sorry, but something about a grown man in tight green spandex and an onion head doesn’t make me want to eat healthier. Makes me want to call the cops.
Oh, and Happy New Year everybody! See you tomorrow.