Howard Stern Gets a Six-Pack of Advice!
Last week, Howard Stern said he wanted six-pack abs. So, being a super-fan, I asked Dr. Fuhrman to help him out. And today, Lisa G. of Howard 100 News talked about it on the show!
Here’s the transcript of Lisa in the studio with Howard and Robin from today’s show:
Howard: Anything else?
Lisa: Yes, an online health blog has given advice to you. Advice on how you might be able to finally get the six-pack abs that you’re hoping for. Dr. Joel Fuhrman recommends that you eat carefully every other day, just vegetables, beans and fruit with no grains, oils or animal products. You should be avoiding bread, olive oil and egg whites on those careful days.
Howard: If I did that, I would probably lose another 20 pounds and I’d look like a skeleton.
Robin: But your abs would be flat!
Lisa: You’d get cut.
Howard: I see these guys and they’re also big on top and stuff. I don’t know how they do it. Me, I just start looking more like I was just released from Auschwitz. I don’t get it.
Lisa: Well, the bodybuilders I know they eat eggs whites chicken and broccoli.
Howard: Nah. I don’t think they run. I think that’s what the secret is.
Robin: No. But you got to run. Because you got to take down the body fat, right?
Howard: I don’t know. I don’t know how they do it. And you know what, I’m a little passed my prime.
Robin: You think it’s that. You’re passed the prime.
Howard: My trainer says if I stood up straight I would have no belly.
A mention on the Howard Stern Show, so freaking cool! Thanks again to Lisa G. And Lisa, come on. Take me up on my offer. You and me, let’s do dinner! I’ll bring you free books.
Hey everyone, email Howard 100 News and tell Lisa G. she needs to have dinner with yours truly: firstname.lastname@example.org. Help a brother out!
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