Holiday fun
Have a holly, jolly season
It’s the best time of the year
Grab yourself some Metformin
And give yourself some cheer
Have a holly jolly season
And when you eat up all the fudge
Say hello to plus size clothes
To cover all the pudge
Have a holly jolly season
And in case you didn’t hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly
Binge-fest this year!
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Winter Wonderland
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
On the table, treats are glistening
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Bingeing in a winter wonderland.
Later on, we'll perspire, as we sweat by the fire
To face unafraid, the mistakes that we've made
Bingeing in a winter wonderland.
When it snows, ain't it thrillin’,
Though your nose gets a chillin’
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way
Bingeing in a winter wonderland.
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Songs adapted by Emily Boller, a formerly depressed, food addict; and holiday binge eater, big time.
image credit: penguin, flickr by Kelp1966
The picture below of Dr. Ferreri and I was taken at Dr. Fuhrman's recent Health Immersion Weekend in Princeton, N.J.
