On Manager's Special 4.20.09

Great looking organic zucchinis only $1.00.

 

Six anjou pears for $1.25.

 

And a bunch of ripe tomatoes just $1.25.

 

Grand total, a measly $3.50. Not a bad haul if you ask me. 

I needed tomatoes, so I was excited to see them. I don't really like anjou pears, but my mom loves them, so she can have them. As for the zucchinis, they'll go in the steamer.

Thou Art Oedpius in Vegetables

The timeless classic Oedpius told as if Oedipus was a potato, the king was broccoli and the queen a tomato. Despite being totally badass with twin carrot peelers it still ends the same horrible way, but the cauliflower sheep make it cute and I guarantee you you’ll watch the fight scene over and over again. It’s really great, but not kid friendly, although extremely cool:

 

 

But if a violent story about veggie incest isn’t your thing, check out the superhero known as Capitan Vegetable, then his updated look starring John Leguizamo. Also, watch Star Wars with stuff you’d find in the grocery store, like Obi Wan Cannoli and Cuke Skywalker.

Via OedipusTheMovie.

Image credit: wishnow

Watch Out for Vampire Easter Bunnies!

If Peter Cocktail comes hopping along today, don’t worry. The worst he’ll do is leave a few pellets on your carpet, but should you encounter any vampire rabbits. Quick, lock the refrigerator and hide your tomatoes. If not, Bunnicula will suck them dry:

 

 

Oh, and if you’re fighting the urge to sink your fangs into some Easter treats. Satisfy your bloodlust with this candy carnage. See what happens when marshmallow Peeps meet the microwave and Cadbury Crème Eggs fall on mousetraps. It’s gruesome.

Via Diet-Blog.

Image credit: muzikman74